Maybe Mark Twain said it best: "Climate is what we expect; weather is what we get." When you call an escort and book an encounter, you probably have specific expectations of what will occur when you meet up in person. And your expectations for your escort are certainly high. Of course, they should be: she is a consummate professional, skilled at her craft. Continue reading
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13 things clients do that annoy escorts
Working in any job that involves interacting with the general public can be nerve wracking. However, few professionals get to interact with their clients more intimately than escorts, which means that few professionals get a chance to be so massively annoyed by their clients' habits. Continue reading
14 quick-n-easy ways to turn off an escort
Even though most clients assume it's an escort's responsibility to turn them on, the entire encounter goes much more smoothly if your actions do not work against you by repelling your escort. It's true that an escort may not always be attracted to her clients, but most successful escorts find something appealing about them… so much so that they can find a way to get turned on during intimate moments. However, there are some surefire ways that clients will actually make an escort's job even more challenging by turning her off, sexually. Avoid making the following mistakes: Continue reading
You are not buying an escort
Escorts see a wide variety of clients who touch on all levels of socio-economic statuses. From middle-class clients to the very wealthiest A-listers, escorts provide them with companionship and time through their services. To an escort, all clients are charged the same rate, providing that time with them is not overly difficult or taxing. But, many clients assume that by offering an escort more money, they will achieve certain privileges or "rights" due to their generosity. Continue reading
13 signs that you should not see an escort
Even though you may think you have every reason in the world to seek the company of an escort, it might be that your particular circumstances will prevent you from fully enjoying her presence. There are certain conditions that will cause an escort to refuse to see you or might decrease the level of enjoyment you receive during an encounter. Continue reading
11 ways you spook escorts without meaning to
Despite your best efforts, your inexperience may lead you to cause escorts to distrust you from the very start. Clients often fail to realize that their hesitation or quirky behavior throw red flags up to escorts who are always on the look-out for telltale behavior that a client could be a bad risk. When their safety is at stake, who can blame them for paying close attention to client actions that tip them off to potential hazards down the road? Continue reading
10 reasons why escorts are no threat to wives
The traditional scene is repeated over and over in households across America. The husband arrives home late. The wife is angry. There's a fight. He comes up with a lame excuse, she doesn't believe him, but can't prove anything. She thinks, but has no evidence to confirm, that he is seeing "another woman". He is, but won't admit it. The wife starts looking for signs and, eventually, finds them. He's caught. His wife has found the proof that he is seeing another woman. Now what? Continue reading
Extended encounters: 13 things clients need to know to ensure positive experience
Each time that an escort agrees to schedule an extended encounter, she is agreeing to step out of her comfort zone and provide a special service for a client she trusts and enjoys. Escorts have firm rules about extended encounters and who they book them with. These kinds of services are not typically granted, unless a client has earned an escort's trust and is able to pay the rate for her companionship during such a long timeframe. Continue reading
How not to get caught with an escort: A primer for men
Some men really should not be allowed out the door without a minder. The sheer folly which leads to men getting caught visiting an escort is astonishing. The fact that they are visiting an escort is entirely up to them; but no matter how you look at it, visiting an escort counts as cheating on your wife or girlfriend unless you have her permission and, even then, watch out. Continue reading
Deathmatch: An escort vs. a one-night stand
A lot of people scoff at the idea of calling an escort to fulfill any of their communicative, sexual or romantic needs. They argue that they don't have a problem finding a suitable partner to engage in intimacy with. But, in reality, a warm body to just have sex with is much different than hiring the services of an escort. Prospective clients claim that it's cheaper to go out and look for a one-night stand, forgetting that you get what you pay for. Continue reading